I don't know about you but if I got home and a strange man was in my house no matter what the circumstances, I would be calling 911 and grabbing for a baseball bat.   Of course I would be scared but that is my domain and it will be protected.  However, a woman in South Bend, Indiana joked about a strange man breaking into her home.

Yes, the man cleaned up and cooked, but it is still a strange man who broke into her house. No matter what he did he still broken in. I find it strange that she was joking about it, however, that's what some people do when faced with something as scary as a break in.

Did it cross her mind that the guy might have been planning on mixing her in with the chicken and onions?