Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Statutory Rape Case Against Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Dismissed
A while back, 'Sesame Street' was thrown into turmoil when longtime Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash was accused of sexual activities with -- count 'em like a vampire -- three slightly underage boys and forced to resign.
But Bird Bird and the gang can now rest easy -- because, much like those claims of Snuffalufagus' existence, the case has been dismissed.
Alexander Skarsgard Took Off His Shirt for a Family Portrait + It Was Glorious [PHOTO]
The Swedish Skarsgard siblings were together, attempting to take a nice family photo, when perhaps the most famous Skarsgard -- 'True Blood' star Alexander -- decided to use the opportunity to take his shirt off. Not that we're complaining.
We Watched Corey Feldman’s ‘Ascension Millennium’ Video So You Didn’t Have To [TIMELINE]
Corey Feldman, of '80s child-star fame, has a music video out that makes us super uncomfortable. Why? We really thought the phrase "Corey Feldman music video" was enough for you, but since you must know, we'll break it down for you.
Tom Waits + Ted Dykstra in ‘Hemlock Grove’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Don't ask us to tell grizzled, scruffy men apart, because chances are we'll just assume (or rather hope) they're Tom Waits. Sorry, occasional Tom Waits look-alike Ted Dykstra.
Kristen Bell + Dax Shepard Named Hollywood’s Sexiest Vegetarians [UPDATED]
As if they weren't already utterly adorable, new parents and newly re-engaged couple Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have also now been crowned Hollywood's Sexiest Vegetarians.
Stars Gather to Mourn and Pay Their Respects at James Gandolfini’s Funeral [PHOTOS]
It was the 'Sopranos' reunion no one ever wanted to happen.
James Gandolfini was laid to rest today (June 27), just over a week after he died of a sudden heart attack in Italy -- and the list of mourners looked like a casting call.
Halle Berry Testifies About Anti-Paparazzi Bill, Says Her Daughter Is Afraid of ‘The Men’
Actress Halle Berry testified in California yesterday (June 25) about a bill that would limit the ability of paparazzi to photograph the children of celebrities and public figures, mentioning her own daughter's fears to help make her point.
Jared Leto in Drag + Katy Perry – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actor and singer Jared Leto is no stranger to drag, having dropped a serious amount of weight and shaved his eyebrows for a role in the upcoming 'Dallas Buyer's Club,' but looking like Katy Perry? Is most likely new to him.
Kris Jenner Wants to Make You a Kardashian for a Day + Give You Parenting Advice
We may not have dodged that pesky Mayan apocalypse after all -- because Kris Jenner has her very own talk show premiering on July 15, and a whole slew of promotions to go with it.
Among them? She wants to take a hostage make someone a Kardashian for a day.
Looks Like Katy Perry + John Mayer Really Are Back Together
Seems Katy Perry just can't stay away from John Mayer -- not only did she recently admit to Vogue that she's still "madly in love" with the singer, she was also spotted with her lips on his lips this weekend.
Sharon Osbourne Wants to Sex Up Prince Charles + Says a Present from Howard Stern Set Her House on Fire [VIDEOS]
On last night's 'Conan,' guest Sharon Osbourne did the unthinkable and made host Conan O'Brien uncomfortable -- talking to him about how she plans to give Prince Charles a blowie in exchange for a title, rubbing the knees of everyone in rubbing distance, and explaining how she and husband Ozzy are terrible at putting out fires.
Giovanni Ribisi + Chad Lindberg – Celebrity Doppelgangers
While watching television or a movie, it's sometimes easy to confuse actors for one another. Such was the case with Giovanni Ribisi, whom we were sad to learn never appeared on the CW series 'Supernatural' in a mullet wig -- mostly because it was Chad Lindberg the whole time. Whoops.