Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Joan Rivers to Swap Lives With Bristol Palin for the Weirdest Ep of ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ Ever
Bristol Palin and her sister Willow will be switching places with Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa for an upcoming ep of 'Celebrity Wife Swap' -- even though calling a few of them "celebrities" is questionable and no one involved here is a wife.
They're just picking names out of a hat at this point, right?
Sum 41 Singer Deryck Whibley + Syndrome from ‘The Incredibles’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Something has happened to Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley that's starting to make us think that maybe Avril Lavigne leaving him wasn't such a bad idea after all. Especially considering Deryck's newfound resemblance to a certain ginger evil villain from 'The Incredibles.'
LeAnn Rimes Says She Doesn’t Want to Feed Brandi Glanville’s Drama – And Then She Does It Anyway
Just when you thought LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were at least pretending to bury the hatchet in their never-ending feud, Rimes disavows the drama in an interview -- and then immediately adds to it.
Someone Paid $13,000 for One of Lady Gaga’s Fake Fingernails [PHOTOS]
How much would you pay for a fake nail that may or may not have bits of Lady Gaga's DNA still on it?
The answer to that question for one person was $13,000, which is what they paid when the used nail went up for auction.
No word on whether the fan plans to clone their own Gaga from the nail or if they merely collect Gaga memorabilia. (We really hope it's the former.)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead + Aubrey Plaza – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Comedienne Aubrey Plaza's fake-bake in this photo aside, she and look-alike actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be perfect contenders for the role of Snow White with their ruby red lips, dark locks and skin as white as snow.
Thanks to Jimmy Fallon, Here’s Brian Williams Unwittingly Rapping ‘Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang’ [VIDEO]
Thanks to the magic of editing, anything is possible. Yes, even NBC anchor Brian Williams rapping the opening to Snoop Dogg's 'Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang' without his knowledge -- but with a healthy assist from Jimmy Fallon and his staff, who were able to make the clip come to life by piecing together key words from Williams' various reports.
But it may not have even been necessary to go behind Brian
Tom Felton + Philip Treacy – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actor Tom Felton, who played Draco Malfoy in the 'Harry Potter' films, could basically be hat designer Philip Treacy's son -- which means that the 'Potter' casting team really missed the mark when they didn't cast Treacy as the older Draco Malfoy during the franchise's 19-years-later epilogue.
Paris Jackson Wrote a Suicide Note Before Cutting Herself With a Meat Cleaver
New details are coming in after it was revealed and confirmed today that 15-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the late Michael Jackson, was hospitalized following a suicide attempt.
Disturbing reports now indicate that Jackson wrote and left a suicide note before using a meat cleaver to cut herself.
Paris Jackson Rushed to the Hospital After Possible Suicide Attempt [UPDATED]
Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of late pop legend Michael, was reportedly rushed to the hospital by ambulance this morning (June 5) after a possible suicide attempt.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged to Baby Daddy Brian Hallisay
Yesterday (June 4), Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she was pregnant and that her boyfriend and 'Client List' co-star Brian Hallisay is the one who knocked her up.
Oh, sorry, did we say "boyfriend"? We meant "fiance." Because the pair has supposedly been engaged since last month.
Weird Al Yankovic + Civil War Era Portrait – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Comedy singer Weird Al Yankovic shared something on his Twitter account this week -- and no, it wasn't a song parody, but rather a photo he found in a Cracker Barrel restaurant that looked suspiciously like, well, him.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant
Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the family way -- that's "pregnant" for those of you who don't like cutesy idioms -- with her boyfriend and co-star, actor Brian Hallisay.