Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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LeAnn Rimes Is Still Suing That Stranger She Berated for Being Mean to Her on the Internet
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, LeAnn Rimes took issue with a teacher named Kim Smiley, who was Team Brandi Glanville on Twitter.
Never one to let a stranger on the internet get away with saying mean things about her, Rimes actually called Smiley (yes, on the phone) and berated her, a call that Smiley recorded and is now being sued for on the grounds that Rimes' privacy was breached.
Elijah Wood + Alexis Bledel – Celebrity Doppelgangers
The pouty lips, bright blue eyes, and dimpled chins shared by actors Elijah Wood and Alexis Bledel confuse us, mostly because we don't know why no one has made a movie starring the duo as sad orphans who look like they're about to burst into tears at any moment.
Cyndi Lauper Gets a Star-Studded Tribute for 30th Anniversary of ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ [VIDEO]
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of her hit song 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' the cast of Cyndi Lauper's Tony-nominated musical 'Kinky Boots' arranged a musical tribute, complete with a whole bunch of famous faces lip-syncing to the '80s classic.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan Welcome Their First Child [UPDATED]
Sexiest man alive honoree Channing Tatum has officially attained DILF status: He and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum are now parentals.
Congrats, new baby! You've hit the genetic lottery.
Bruno Mars in Mourning After the Sudden Passing of His Mother
Singer Bruno Mars has lost his mother, Bernadette Hernandez, who died of a brain aneurysm following complications from a reported heart attack on June 1. She was only 55 years old.
Miley Cyrus + Amanda Bynes’ May 2013 Mugshot – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Amanda Bynes most recent mugshot has been in the news a lot, but every time we see it our brain keeps convincing itself that Miley Cyrus is the one in handcuffs. Geez, you'd think we have face blindness or something.
Dane Cook Ridiculed for Not Letting His ‘Boston Strong’ Set Stream Live
Comedian Dane Cook joined up with other acts last night (May 30) for the Boston Strong concert to benefit victims of last month's Boston bombings through One Fund Boston -- but unlike his fellow do-gooders, he didn't allow his set to stream live or be televised for those watching at home.
Which, as expected, got him some flak from the internet.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This lead singer always wears shades -- even inside and at night -- but he would never deign to run for office. As he explained, "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house."
LeAnn Rimes + Eddie Cibrian Are Still Talking About That Autobiographical Sitcom They Want to Make
In their never-ending attempts to stay relevant (which includes reminding us about their years-old extra-marital affairs), LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian are looking to get a sitcom made about their lives.
They've been talking about it since April, but no network thus far has bitten -- so it was apparently time for LeAnn to bring it up again.
Matthew Perry Turns Home Into Rehab Center, Talks Former Addiction + ‘Friends’ Reunion [VIDEO]
'Friends' star Matthew Perry spent a good portion of his early career dealing with an addiction to alcohol and opiates. Now that he's on the other side of it, he's turning one of his homes into a rehab facility.
Lady Gaga Marks Her Return to Twitter by Posing With Two Fashion Juggernauts [PHOTO]
Pop-star Lady Gaga made her return to Twitter yesterday (May 29) after almost a month of radio silence following her recovery from the hip surgery that caused her to cancel her entire 'Born This Way' tour.
In true Gaga fashion, she marked her reemergence by posting a picture of herself rubbing elbows with two icons in the fashion world.
Adam Lambert Writes a Wry Love Note to America After Adam Levine’s ‘Voice’ Commentary
On Tuesday night (May 28), 'The Voice' mentor Adam Levine saw two of his team's contestants voted off the show by viewers, causing him to mutter "I hate this country" -- something that caused a major ish-storm when it was picked up by microphones.
In response to this, former 'American Idol' contestant (and current judge hopeful) Adam Lambert -- whose name is often confused with Levine's