Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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‘Parks and Rec’ Let Patton Oswalt Ad-Lib About ‘Star Wars’ for Eight Glorious Minutes [VIDEO]
One of the double-feature 'Parks and Recreation' episodes airing tomorrow (April 18) has a cameo from comedian Patton Oswalt, who was tasked with ad-libbing for a full eight minutes during a scene in which his character uses a citizen filibuster to stall a Pawnee City Council vote.
John Kerry + Droopy Dog – Celebrity Doppelgangers
When presidential hopeful John Kerry first began making his rounds against George Bush in 2004, he reminded us a little bit of cartoon dog Huckleberry Hound. But now that Kerry has returned to the public eye as the US Secretary of State, we can't help but notice that he looks much more like another cartoon hound these days: Droopy Dog.
Adele-Loving Grammy Crasher Vitalii Sediuk Is Facing Six Months in Jail
Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines.
There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.
Jon Stewart + Stephen Colbert Open Their Shows With Support for Boston [VIDEOS]
The political funnymen of Comedy Central, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, had a slightly (but not completely) somber approach to their show openers last night (April 16) in response to those horrific bombings at the Boston Marathon.
Sherri Shepherd + Octavia Spencer – Celebrity Doppelgangers
'The View' panelist Sherri Shepherd and actress Octavia Spencer are good friends and all, but they want you to know that just because they look alike does not mean that they are the same person.
Jon Hamm Gives Kids an Art History Lesson on ‘Sesame Street’ [VIDEO]
Something tells us not a lot of children in the 'Sesame Street' age demographic watch Jon Hamm on 'Mad Men' or understand why he's a particularly fine specimen of manhood. Regardless, the actor went onto the kids' show and joined Elmo to teach the word of the day: sculpture.
As in, "Doesn't that sculpture of Michelangelo's David remind you of Jon Hamm?"
Former ‘90210’ Star Ian Ziering Is Now a Chippendales Dancer
Ian Ziering, who played Steve for a decade on Aaron Spelling's '90s hit 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' has fulfilled a lifelong dream: becoming a Chippendales dancer. (We're pretty sure that was the goal of the dude who invented penicillin too.)
The 49-year-old actor will take the stage June 6 in Las Vegas as the guest headliner for the all-male revue. So, ladies and gentlemen of a certain persuasion, ge
Katy Perry Was Dropped By a Company That Thinks People Just Aren’t That Into Her Anymore
Singer Katy Perry is known in part for her ever-evolving hairstyles, but that wasn't enough to extend her contact with the British hair care company ghd, which dropped the pop star as its spokesperson.
The reason? According to ghd, she's just not as popular as she used to be.
Ouch. That must burn like the worst curling iron mishap.
Katy Perry, Clint Eastwood, Carmen Electra + More Got Their Festival On at Coachella [PHOTOS]
The first weekend of the annual arts and music festival Coachella, held in Indio, Calif., is now behind us, and it was a big draw for celebrities to show up dressed like flower children, do copious drugs and occasionally avoid their impending rehab.
We'd go for the music, but hey, what do we know.
Check out the photos below to the see expected attendees like Katy Perry and Vanessa Hudgens wear th
Jimmy Kimmel Takes David Hasselhoff Hostage in Exchange for Justin Bieber’s Monkey [VIDEO]
Earlier in the week, Jimmy Kimmel gave the German government an ultimatum: Return Justin Bieber's quarantined monkey, or German fascination David Hasselhoff would meet his maker.
But regardless of his (and Kid Rock's) threats to "off the Hoff," Kimmel still hadn't heard anything from Deutschland as the deadline approached.
Lindsay Lohan Was Late for the ‘Scary Movie 5′ Premiere, but Charlie Sheen Didn’t Mind [PHOTOS]
Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway.
Hands up from anyone who's surprised.
(Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)
Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper + Frank Ocean Make Out Magazine’s 2013 Power List
For the past seven years, Out magazine has released an annual list of the gay movers and shakers in the political, business and entertainment worlds. This year, famous names like Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper and list newcomer Frank Ocean made the Top 10.