Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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LeAnn Rimes + Eddie Cibrian Want a Sitcom About Themselves Because Their Lives Are Hilarious
Never ones to let Brandi Glanville enjoy her own very small spotlight of embarrassing reality television, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his current wife LeAnn Rimes want a sitcom about their lives. Starring themselves.
Which is basically just a way to get their own reality show without LeAnn having to disavow the nasty things she once said about how fake such programming is.
Michelle Williams + This Emo Guinea Pig – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actress Michelle Williams has a brand-new haircut that looks suspiciously like this meme-famous emo guinea pig of yore.
Coincidence? Or was her new look inspired by the adorable rodent?
Adam Lambert Is Happy to Be a Gay Role Model. He’s Also Taller + Nicer Than You Think.
Adam Lambert is one of the most impressive vocalists in the music industry today -- yet he still can't help but feel that he's the odd man out sometimes.
But ever the optimist, he doesn't let that cloud rain on his parade. Instead, he says that this same outsider status gives him a better POV than most entertainers, and it's also given him the unique chance to be a role model.
Ian Somerhalder Weird Facts: He Can Write With His Feet, Won’t Eat Tangerines on Tuesdays + More
Things you do know about actor Ian Somerhalder: he's insanely attractive, has the eyes of a Siberian Husky, is an immortal blood-sucker on 'The Vampire Diaries,' bears a striking resemblance to Chase Crawford and makes furniture while shirtless (in our minds, anyway).
StarDust: Ryan Gosling and Britney Spears Used to Play Spin-the-Bottle Together + More
- As if JT weren't enough, Britney Spears has also swapped spit with Ryan Gosling.
Jennifer Garner + Hilary Swank – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Jennifer Garner and Hilary Swank look so much alike with their matching noses, chins and cheeks that they could practically be sisters. Or at least play them on film, assuming they start starring in movies we want to see again.
Jimmy Kimmel + Kid Rock Want Germany to Free Justin Bieber’s Monkey. Or Else. [VIDEO]
Jimmy Kimmel, in conjunction with Kid Rock for some reason, plans to free Justin Bieber's monkey from its quarantine in Germany ... by threatening to kill David Hasselhoff.
It's so crazy that it just might work.
Michael Douglas + Matt Damon’s Liberace Biopic ‘Behind the Candelabra’ Gets a Full-Glitz Trailer [VIDEO]
Get ready to see Michael Douglas and Matt Damon as you've never seen them before: covered in glitter and making out. Which is exactly what we expected from the Liberace biopic 'Behind the Candelabra.'
Will Smith, Scarlett Johansson, Nicki Minaj + More Urge President Obama to Reform US Drug Laws
Led by rap mogul Russell Simmons, over 100 celebrities -- including Will Smith, Susan Sarandon, Scarlett Johannson, Jennifer Hudson and Nicki Minaj -- have signed a letter urging President Obama to overhaul America's drug laws.
LeAnn Rimes Says Brandi Glanville’s Kids Call Her ‘Mom.’ That’ll Go Over Well.
With the exception of a minor kerfuffle in February, things have been surprisingly quiet on the LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville home front -- so much so that we thought maybe the women had finally wrung all the press they could out of their messy personal history.
But apparently not. Because it's on again. And this time, LeAnn went for the jugular.
Brian Williams Reports ‘Girls’ Baby Name Trend + Pretends His Daughter Isn’t on the Show [VIDEO]
Brian Williams isn't the only Williams family member on television -- his daughter Allison stars on the HBO sitcom 'Girls' as Marnie, a name which seems to be hot on the baby name charts.
We'd like to see Jon Stewart use that to his advantage somehow.
When Taylor Swift Is Dealing With a Breakup, She’s Basically an Indecisive Mess
Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.
It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.