Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Coco Rocha + Ashley Greene – Celebrity Doppelgangers
If Coco Rocha and Ashley Greene's strong bone structure makes them look alike, it's only because they're both models (or at least used to be) and are therefore required to have cheekbones capable of cutting steaks.
RuPaul, Miley Cyrus, Wil Wheaton + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today on Twitter (July 25) no one made any Christmas in July references, which made us super sad pandas. It was also Thursday, which really means pre-Friday. (Dear Rebecca Black, kindly make a 'Friday' follow-up called 'Thursday' so we can mock it on the regular.)
Jason Sudeikis Confirms He’s Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’ Too [VIDEO]
Joining the likes of Bill Hader, Fred Armisen and Seth Meyers, who've all ghosted from 'Saturday Night Live' this year, Jason Sudeikis says he won't be returning to the long-running sketch comedy show either.
Although his announcement didn't come with as much fanfare as some of the others.
Bruce Willis Gave a Super Awkward Interview That Made Everyone Cringe [VIDEO]
Bruce Willis recently went on a London radio station to talk about his new action-movie 'RED 2,' but things didn't turn out quite so well. In fact, his interviewer later called it "the most awkward interview ever" because the 58-year-old actor couldn't seem to remember that he was there for, well, an interview.
Conan O’Brien Shows the Royal Family How to Properly Present a New Baby [VIDEO]
Late-night host Conan O'Brien was pretty miffed about how Kate Middleton and Prince William barely showed off their as-yet unnamed baby yesterday (July 23), bemoaning the fact that they didn't do it with enough style. Which prompted him to show them how it's done.
Donald Faison, Rob Corddry, Ice T + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's over! Royal Baby fever is finally over! Thank you, Twitter, for ceasing to care. Instead, today (July 24) was all about making new friends, getting birthday wishes from the old, and reminding people to watch/buy your new product.
Lena Dunham + Nicole Drespel – Celebrity Doppelgangers
No, that was not Lena Dunham on a re-run of the '30 Rock' episode 'Standards and Practices' last night -- that was actress and improv comedienne Nicole Drespel.
Alec Baldwin Returns to Twitter + Has Big Hashtag Plans For His Tombstone
Rejoice, citizens! After deleting his Twitter account in a fit of rage last month, Alec Baldwin is back.
But don't expect another rant. From what we can tell, he's just been using it to retweet jokes about Anthony Weiner's press conference on National Hot Dog day.
Even As a Child, James Van Der Beek Had Swagger – Photo of the Week
If you ever find yourself in a dark alley with actor James Van Der Beek, don't worry. He's not really a martial arts expert.
The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name
Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
Kirstie Alley + John Travolta to Reunite on Her New Show ‘Kirstie’
Someone thought it would be a good idea to give Kirstie Alley yet another show -- super-creatively named 'Kirstie' -- but hey, at least it'll feature John Travolta as a guest star.
Let's just hope this reunion is better than the one he did with Olivia Newton-John. (The horror. The holiday horror.)
Kris Jenner Tried to Bribe a Reporter Into Pretending Her Talk Show Isn’t Terrible
Kris Jenner's new talk show 'Kris' has been getting awful reviews, most likely because the whole time she talks about meal ticket daughter Kim while trying not to sound like a giant scripted mess. (Spoiler: Her efforts are in vain.)
So to fix this, she tried to bribe a reporter with cupcakes and a Tiffany pen. (More spoilers: It didn't work.)