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Jason Biggs, Ashley Tisdale, Justin Bieber + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 4) celebrities gave orders, spoke the obvious, still sucked at grammar, wanted to talk and loved '90s music.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Rob Thomas, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Denise Richards + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 3) celebrities were hot, rocked out, dissed Northwest omelets, got egotistical and analyzed reality television.
Mark Hamill Is Now Digging Through Public Ashtrays Like a Hobo Luke Skywalker
Mark Hamill, the erstwhile Luke Skywalker, has it pretty good. He's made a nice chunk of change as a voice actor in recent years, and is now gearing up to film another 'Star Wars' movie. Which is why it's strange to see him picking cigarette butts out of a public ashtray like a common transient.
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.
LeAnn Rimes Is Still Reminding People About the Homes She Wrecked
Finally, LeAnn Rimes is content. Her new record is coming out, her stepchildren call her "mom" and she's happily married. Life is good.
Except ... not really, because she's still harping about how awful things have been.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?)
Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Jennifer Lawrence Has an Utterly Insane Stalker Who Thinks He’s the Second Coming of Jesus
A 23-year-old Canadian man (and complete creeper) has been apprehended in Jennifer Lawrence's hometown of Louisville, Ky. after harassing her family in an attempt to meet her.
Ali Wentworth, Bette Midler, Anderson Cooper + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 28) celebrities got excited, failed at grammar, chowed down, chased some business ventures and got familiar with fertilizer.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.