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Simon Pegg, Leah Remini, Bill Gates + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 7) celebrities mourned the loss of Hollywood effects legend Ray Harryhausen, celebrated teachers, and obsessed over a murder trial.
Martha Stewart Has Found Five Men Online Who Aren’t Completely Creepy [VIDEO]
Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.
Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson, Josh Groban + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 3) the celebrities went gangster, tweeted via butt, became stranded, needed some Icy Hot -- and just chilled out.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Gary Busey, Warren Buffet + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 2), the celebrities mingled a bit and diagnosed a Twitter hack. And one in particular weirded us out.
Kevin Spacey Is Apparently the New King of Celebrity Photobombers [PHOTOS]
Christina Sander, a Danish tourist, recently visited Boston. Meanwhile, Kevin Spacey, renowned 'House of Cards' actor, was taking a jog in the city -- and the result of the two crossing paths has gone viral.
Mila Kunis Is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World
Mila Kunis has been recognized by FHM magazine as the world's sexiest lady, beating out a slew of other lovely women for the title.
Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile Is Pretty Much Just What You’d Imagine
When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion.
Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
Norman Reedus, Kesha, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 1) the celebrities celebrated May Day, talked Hollywood and gave health and hair advice.
Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).