Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Joan Rivers Didn’t Even Blink At Gwyneth Paltrow’s Botox Shade
Gwyneth Paltrow recently said she'd never do Botox again because the injections made her look like Joan Rivers. But Joan may as well be Honey Badger, because she just doesn't care.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
Gwyneth Paltrow Tries to Be Relatable While Talking to Harper’s Bazaar
Gwyneth Paltrow took time out of her schedule to talk to Harper's Bazaar for its May issue, and she revealed some surprising facts about life inside the Paltrow kingdom.
Jimmy Kimmel Made Tom Cruise Prove His Worth as a Movie Star [VIDEO]
Tom Cruise stopped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday to promote his upcoming sci-fi flick 'Oblivion.' But it wasn't all fun and games -- while he was there, Jimmy made him prove his acting prowess.
Portia de Rossi + Ellen DeGeneres Have Decided Parenthood Isn’t for Them
Seems new celebrity pregnancies are announced every week. But if you're waiting for Portia de Rossi to be one of them, don't bother -- because she and wife Ellen DeGeneres like their childfree lives just as they are, thanks.
Robert Pattinson Bought Kristen Stewart a $40,000 Pen for Her Birthday [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson knows romance. And, apparently, writing utensils. So, naturally, he gave girlfriend Kristen Stewart a really expensive pen for her 23rd birthday on April 9.
Amanda Bynes Sets Her Phasers to ‘Sue’
Amanda Bynes continued her streak of erratic perfectly normal behavior today, this time penning a rambling stunningly eloquent tweet explaining how she will not hesitate to sue anyone claiming her behavior is abnormal.
(Our attorney is on vacation. We're playing it safe.)
Stephen Colbert Signs Bill Clinton Up for Twitter, Whether He Wants to Be There or Not [VIDEO]
Bill Clinton is finally on Twitter -- thanks to Stephen Colbert, who gave the former Commander-in-Chief a shove into the social media age on Monday night's installment of 'The Colbert Report.'
Seth MacFarlane Isn’t Dating Charlize Theron Because She’s Not His Type. Wait, What?
When Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane were spotted leaving Beverly Hills hot spot Matsuhisa on Sunday night, relationship rumors took flight. But a source says the two aren't an item -- because the blonde beauty isn't Seth's "type."
Whatever that means.
Malawi’s President Breaks Up With Madonna
Despite snatching up adopting two children from the African nation, Malawi's President Joyce Banda isn't too enthused with the work Madonna has done for the country, and has effectively told her, "It's not us, it's you."
Legendary Mouseketeer Annette Funicello Dead at 70 [VIDEOS]
Actress, singer and former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has passed away at the age of 70 from complications stemming from her battle with multiple sclerosis.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kid Celebrates His Birthday With a Bunch of Her A-List Friends
Remember your 7th birthday? With the Dairy Queen ice cream cake and the plastic cups? Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow and her carb-deprived kids don't get those parties.