Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Guy Doesn’t Share Ice Cream With Girlfriend, Becomes Instant Internet Celebrity Jerk
This guy is so totally busted. He thought he could get away with not giving one tiny spoonful of mint chocolate chip ice cream to his girlfriend at a basketball game, but now everybody knows it, thanks to a hilarious play-by-play by Isaiah Thomas and C-Webb.
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Find Out What Happens to Disney Princesses After ‘Happily Ever After’
If you want to like Disney movies, but hate the fact that those lucky jerks get to live "happily ever after" while the rest of us slog away in anonymous misery, watch this video!
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Sea Lions Are Also Screaming Like Humans Now
If you love watching videos of animals yelling like humans, but were worried the whole goat thing was getting a little bit played out, this is the video for you.
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Beachgoers Form Human Chain to Save Drowning Boy
If your morning commute on public transportation has you convinced that all people are basically terrible, you need to watch this video. Right. Now.
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Prankster Dressed as Plant Terrifies Shoppers
YouTuber RRyanLewis, whose favorite pastime seems to be dressing up as a plant and scaring people, is at it again. Here is his newest installment of the "Bushman" pranks.
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Shaq Finally Gets Revenge on Aaron Carter
Years after being brutally schooled in the Aaron Carter music video 'That's How I Beat Shaq,' Shaq is back, and he wants revenge.
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Here’s a Bunch of Cats Being Total Jerks
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Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans Is a Thing Now
It's official -- goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans.
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James Franco Admits He’s Playing a Character Named ‘James Franco’
Okay, then. It's settled. James Franco is a fraud. Sure, he was joking when he admitted it on 'The Colbert Report,' but ... was he?
Also, Stephen Colbert is probably unbeatable in a challenge of Tolkein trivia
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Russell Crowe Thinks He Spotted a UFO
If you're not one of Russell Crowe's 825,000 followers on Twitter, maybe you should be. That way you can see a real-time play-by-play of how this whole UFO spotted outside of his office thing plays out.
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Nine Inch Nails Meets ‘Call Me Maybe’ in Mind Bogglingly Perfect Mashup
We don't know how this makes us feel. Basically, we're just glad we're not angry. This lucky genius has taken a part of our childhood and, rather than ruining it, changed it in a way that doesn't fill us with boiling rage, which is usually what happens when we hear anything 'Call Me Maybe' related these days.
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Internet Baby Naming Contest Thankfully a Hoax
Last week we reported that a horrible mom was letting the internet vote to decide the name of her child for a measly $5,000. We can now thankfully say that the whole thing was a big, stinking hoax, perpetrated by none other than the company holding the contest.