Holy Crap, Futurama’s Tube Transports Will Soon Be Real
Futurama originally hit boob tubes in 1999 and was set in the year 2999, but the tubes you see people and other species flying around in could be a reality sooner that we think.
Rascal Riding Doctor’s Cure For Breast Cancer? Suck It Out
A 77 year old wheelchair bound dude duped women into believing they had cancer and told one victim her condition could be cured if a man sucked her breasts for 30 minutes a day.
Nintendo Controller Coffee Table Is Completely Operational
If you’re an old school gamer who’s more than a little flustered with today’s controllers or you just like to feel really small, this Nintendo NES controller coffee table belongs in your living room.
Dude Trolls An Entire Mall Into Thinking He’s a Major Celebrity
Last Saturday a bunch of friends went to a popular mall in Virginia and pretended one guy was a big-time Hollywood actor. The group used his real first and middle name, and had everyone including mall security duped. It got to the point where a flock of women would follow him and his entourage aroun…
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in…
Is This Pizza Ordering Fridge Magnet Real Life?
The levels of laziness are reaching all-time ridiculous highs, not just her in the US but across the globe. First, the Tacocopter, then the dude who sawed off his foot to continue claiming unemployment benefits, now this.
Georgia Is For Suckers When It Comes To Mega Millions
The Mega Millions jackpot recently hit an estimated $500+ million causing even the unluckiest of downtrodden Debbie Downers to pick up a ticket or two in the hopes of striking it rich.
Try This Shot If You Don’t Want Kids For A Decade
Birth control blows. Condoms might break, pills are forgotten, hormone therapy messes with your mood. Luckily, there’s a new development in baby prevention that’s simple, effective, inexpensive and has ZERO side effects.
Ping Pong Legend Breaks Cigarette In Half With Ball
Ping pong has made a comeback in the past half decade or so with a bunch of table tennis ‘bars’ popping up around the country. But who said this is a young man’s sport?
Wander the Wasteland In Fallout "Vault Dweller" Custom Sneakers
Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas are great to play but what if you want a pair of kicks that reflect your fanaticism? Thanks to a couple of dedicated dudes with a lot of time on their hands, custom Fallout footwear is here.