Bacon, Bacon Everywhere and Not A Bite to Eat – Shocking New Bacon Products
Everywhere you look these days, bacon is everywhere. I personally don’t understand the bacon craze, and that may be because I don’t like bacon. Wow, I heard the gasps all around the world just now. I just don’t get how bacon is taking over the world.
However, I receive and email today from J&D’s Foods. Introduced a few new products involving bacon. The first one isn’t so bad, weird but not bad.
Does the bacon sunscreen make you sizzle and get crispy like bacon?
At least with an SPF 30 you won’t cook like bacon. Bacon Sunscreen will cost you $9.99 a bottle
Now the next item is a bit shocking. I had a shake my head moment. Really? Did they really have to make these.
Bacon Condoms (yes, you read that right)
Just be thankful I didn’t show you the actual condom. Ugh!
I don’t know what else to say, except if you want to practice safe sex with a bacon condom you can get 3 for $9.99.
I believe that the bacon craze has now officially gone to far.