Bradley Cooper Narrowly Escapes Becoming a New Taylor Swift Song at 2013 Golden Globes
Bradley Cooper declined the chance to eventually have his name rhyme with “Pooper” in a mediocre song.
That didn’t go over too well.
“Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source said. Why? For the same reasons you think.
“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16 years younger because he’s ready for something serious.”
Plus there’s the whole “OMG TELL HIM HE’S CUTE! CHECK YES OR NO IN THE BOX IF YOU LIKE ME!” thing.
“It was a little awkward for Bradley,” the source added. “Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.”
The source even got sassy and referential. “It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.”