There are plenty of unflattering things in this world to be compared to, but probably the most horrifying of those is having someone say you look like Donald Trump. Unfortunately, that's the lot in life of London's Mayor Boris Johnson (and his hair).

Trump, that well-known acerbic billionaire with the terrible blond mop that blows in the wind, somehow managed to build an empire despite perpetual bankruptcy. He sues people for no good reason, pretends to fire people from a job they never had on reality television, and really hates President Barack Obama. A lot.

Boris Johnson has been the mayor of London since 2008. Like Trump, Johnson was born in New York City, is a conservative, and should really make it a priority to find a new hairstylist.