Nearly every little girl from the time they can talk dreams of becoming a bride one day.  They perfect engagement ring, the perfect dress, the perfect wedding and the perfect proposal.   What happens when the man you love just doesn't propose?  Do you stay?  Do you leave and find someone who will love you and marry you?  Do you call 911????

Police were not pleased to discover a Northwest Side woman wanted them to be her something blue when she called 911 and falsely said her boyfriend was attacking her in order to get officers to “force him to marry her.’’

“But after the cops get there she tells them that she made up the story to get police to the scene,’’ said Grand Central District police Capt. Grand Central District Capt. Ronald Pontecore.

“She called 911 to scare him and have the police force him to marry her,’’ according to the captain, who wasn’t at all amused by her antics.

Perez, of the 1300 block of North Pulaski Road, was placed under arrest at 8:40 p.m. and charged with one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

(via Cops: Woman wanted police to make boyfriend marry her - Chicago Sun-Times.)

The moral of this story.  Don't call the cops to get a marriage proposal out of your boyfriend.  He'll probably never ask after that and you would be really lucky if he bailed you out of jail.