Ian Somerhalder’s Car Is Apparently Not Protected By Vampire Magic [PHOTO]
Ian posted this photo on Instagram on Tuesday after discovering that some thug smashed his car window and made off with his iPod.
He captioned the photo with a helpful tip for the burglar, saying, Times are tough I know-but whoever smashed my window last night&stole my iPod-you’re in Luck;I just put some great new music on it!
Aw. What a stand-up guy. But then there was this more honest addendum: You’re a dick FYI…
If we can learn anything here it’s that you should always carry a decoy iPod filled with nothing but Justin Bieber dubstep remixes and Taylor Swift screaming goat videos. Take that, criminals!