World’s Saddest Valentine’s Day Blog

These are the three worst things that have ever happened.... in my dating life.

If you're feeling down about your love life this Valentine's Day, don't.

After you read these, you will know that it can't get any worse.

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Pizza Hut Heist
I went out on a first date with this girl. The town was small, so we had limited places to eat. We went to Pizza Hut. Had a lovely time talking over a hot pizza. When we were leaving, she excused herself to the rest room while I paid. When I got to the register, I realized that I left my checkbook (yes, it was a long time ago) and had NO cash. As I was bargaining with the cashier, my date came back out. When she saw what was happening, she ducked back to the restroom. Luckily, since it was a small town, they knew who I was and allowed me to pay later. However, this completely threw out my mojo for the rest of the date. There was no second date.
2
Not Cool Enough
As I was hanging out with a girl acquaintance (hitting on her), she informed me that I "wasn't the type of guy that when I entered the room that girls would just stop what they were doing to talk to me." I was too plain. I'm no Brad Pitt, but come on!
1
Bachelor Fail
Because I was in the media, I was invited to participate in a bachelor auction. I put on my best clothes, combed my hair, and went. When they called my name, I walked onto the stage. Nobody bid on me. Not one. The organizer said that because I was the first one, that hurt my chances. But there were about 50 women in the room and none of them bid. That is the last time I'm ever going to be in a bachelor auction.