Is This Baby Doing A Keg Stand?
If you've ever been to a major college football game, you know what to expect: RVs of drunken alumni, liquored-up coeds and babies doing keg stands. Wait…WHAT? Well, apparently that's the way some fans roll at Arizona State University.
Arizona State University police are investigating a photo taken at an ASU tailgate and submitted by an ASU fan to the TheDirty.com. The picture shows a child placed incredibly close to the nozzle of a keg as if the baby were doing a keg stand.
Of course, rather than mention that holding a child upside down over a keg of beer and potentially providing said child with beer is a BAD, NO GOOD, TERRIBLE idea, Sun Devil fans whipped out their phone cameras and took pictures to document this example in bad parenting.
Perhaps they were trying to give Arizona State an edge in Playboy's 2013 Party School rankings, as the university was not even in the Top 10 of the recently 2012 poll? Talk about East Coast bias! Regardless, police are on the case and intend to bring the guilty parties / partiers to justice.