Today (June 17) celebrities lamented tobacco, praised leafy vegetables, said hello, changed their minds, became paranormal and stood on the street.

First up, Lena Dunham is officially free to haunt you.

 

Joyce Carol Oates speculated on the future medical bills of 'Mad Men' characters.

 

Meanwhile, Bette Midler wrote a poem about salad. Yep.

 

James Deen wondered what Oprah was up to.

 

William Shatner is available for your public adulation.

 

And while you might think Amanda Bynes has a thing for Drake, don't be ridiculous.