Joyce Carol Oates, William Shatner, Bette Midler + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 17) celebrities lamented tobacco, praised leafy vegetables, said hello, changed their minds, became paranormal and stood on the street.
First up, Lena Dunham is officially free to haunt you.
NY Post reported I was at a cozy dinner with my boyfriend when it was actually my dad. In related news, I killed myself and now I'm a ghost.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 17, 2013
Joyce Carol Oates speculated on the future medical bills of ‘Mad Men’ characters.
Let's hope that "Mad Men" ends before we see Don Draper, Meghan & Betty, Joan, Peggy, et al. hooked up to chemotherapy bags. Not glamorous.
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 17, 2013
Meanwhile, Bette Midler wrote a poem about salad. Yep.
Salad! I love each leafy green w/ all my heart & soul Romaine fulfills me Here's why it thrills me 900 calories less than tuna casserole!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) June 17, 2013
James Deen wondered what Oprah was up to.
WHAT UP OPRAH!!!!!!!!
— James Deen (@JamesDeen) June 17, 2013
William Shatner is available for your public adulation.
Who said if they saw me on the street they'd worship me? Here I am! pic.twitter.com/fFsbAk6Ole
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) June 17, 2013
And while you might think Amanda Bynes has a thing for Drake, don’t be ridiculous.
I don't like leading people on. I will not date @drake ever. I only want to be his friend. I'm sorry that I insult him but it's hard not to!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 17, 2013