Today (June 18) celebrities bloviated, gave organizational tips, forgot some things, reclaimed their names and celebrated birthdays.

First up, Roger Ebert would have been 71 today, and Chaz Ebert wished him a happy birthday (as do we).


Diablo Cody had a selective memory. PRIORITIES.


Kelly Osbourne is @MissKellyO no longer.


Donald Trump celebrated Tuesday by being the blowhard he is every day.


Meanwhile, you were killing Brandi Glanville with your hate, you hating haters.


And Kristen Schaal completely doomed your dresser drawers.