This is the dumbest greatest dumbest and greatest thing you may ever see.

You don't have to be a board certified pediatrician to know babies need special care and attention. But so does pizza (that's why it's always transported in special heating bags and you go nuts when the cheese sticks to the box).

Well, this video seeks to answer a neglected, but very important, question: what if babies were pizza? It's actually a short, cheese crust-filled jump from how we treat babies to how we treat a large pepperoni (in this case).

So, Forrest Gump taught us that life is like a box of chocolates and now we know parenthood is like Pizza Hut (especially since both can keep us up all night, but for wildly different reasons). Wait until someone discovers old age is like chopped liver.