RuPaul, Miley Cyrus, Wil Wheaton + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today on Twitter (July 25) no one made any Christmas in July references, which made us super sad pandas. It was also Thursday, which really means pre-Friday. (Dear Rebecca Black, kindly make a ‘Friday’ follow-up called ‘Thursday’ so we can mock it on the regular.)
If there’s a real-life ‘Contagion,’ Miley Cyrus may be patient zero.
And I apologize in advance to any reporters I may puke on or get sick. #norestforthewicked
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) July 25, 2013
Anna Kendrick could be meeting her dream man soon.
My friend insists he has found my future husband pic.twitter.com/LRHJykoN9Y
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2013
LeVar Burton sent congratulations Jimmy Fallon‘s way.
Congrats! @jimmyfallon on your new daughter! May her life be full of reading and rainbows.
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) July 25, 2013
Throwback Thursdays with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson now make Thursdays even better.
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) July 25, 2013
Blake Shelton knows that the tabloids have it all wrong.
Newest tabloid is that I'm having heart problems… That's ridiculous. It's my liver that's focked!!!!!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) July 25, 2013
Courtney Stodden isn’t tired of showing off her new sweater yams yet.
Hello pinup days pic.twitter.com/eokVhrU961
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) July 25, 2013
As we expected and as RuPaul confirmed, America is built on Daddy issues.
After years of deconstructing him, I realized that my father was mostly a figment of my imagination
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) July 25, 2013
Patton Oswald has been binge-watching shows on Netflix.
I only have 4 eps of #OITNB left. Need to space 'em out before BREAKING BAD. Now I know how mid-70's NYC heroin addicts felt.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 25, 2013
Conan O’Brien knows how to take the edge off.
Wow, Slayer’s “Raining Blood” sure sounds less sinister on a banjo.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 25, 2013
Will Wheaton has trouble with auto correct.
Ugh. That's @AnneWheaton. Goddamn autocorrect can eat a bag of ducks.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) July 25, 2013
Who knew that one day Anthony Weiner would be funny again?
So stoked – just found out a friend of mine scored me a mint-condition Carlos Danger action figure from Comic-Con!
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 25, 2013
And Jim Beaver can’t seem to separate the character from the actor.
Midnight in Vancouver. Sun just went down. Headin' to beddin'. Got idjits to wrangle tomorrow. Good night, Twidjits.
— Jim Beaver (@jumblejim) July 25, 2013