- We get it, James Franco. You think you're awesome. Congrats on your super special nomination. [Gawker]

- One Direction jammed with a dirty homeless man. Oh wait, that's Johnny Depp. [PopCrush]

- Jeremy Renner is a total badass. Even when he's promoting 'SNL.' [Hypable]

- Michael Strahan's kryptonite is long and wiggly and made of rubber. [SeriouslyOMG]

- 'Jersey Shore' guido Vinny Guadagnino gets his own talk show because there is no god. [Rickey]

- Mariah Carey unsurprisingly has Nick Cannon on dirty diaper duty. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Anne Hathaway lived off two oatmeal paste cakes a day to play a TB-ridden prostitute. [Starcasm]

- Finally, a version of Rihanna that can't take off all its clothes for attention. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Lohan wants to know what love is. [CeleBuzz]

- If you haven't seen the trailers for 'Hitchcock,' you totally should. [ScreenCrush]