On Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show, nobody finds out if they’re the father. Nobody ends up a sloppy, crying mess after an interview. Nobody throws things. Very few people get makeovers. He doesn’t give away piles of free stuff. There are no harpy women arguing loudly over each other about current events. And we’ve never seen anyone get slapped.
In other words, Anderson is too smart, calm and put together for daytime TV.