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Honey Boo Boo made her triumphant return last night. The second season of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' premiered last night, and we learned a lot.

Much like Jennifer Lawrence before him, actor Johnny Depp has admitted he not only watches the TLC show 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' but he also likes it. Maybe that's because it hasn't caused him any car accidents yet.

Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."

After being reprimanded by the Girl Scouts of America for selling its famous cookies to her fan base online, Honey Boo Boo switched to selling the overpriced but delicious treats the old-fashioned way: at the mall with handmade signs. Someone should really call Ryan Gosling. He might be in for a few hundred boxes himself.

The stars of 'Honey Boo Boo' are known for their questionable dining choices. From roadkill to spaghetti with ketchup and butter to shortening-coated turkey, they aren't exactly the healthiest of families. Yet by some miracle, this influx of cholesterol-filled, diabetes-enhancing food stuff didn't stop Boo's mom, June Shannon, from losing 102 pounds over a two-year period. All without exercise. Re

We're hard pressed to think of a better way to showcase the two main genres of reality television than this side-by-side comparison of the Thompson (of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' fame) and the Kardashian families' Christmas cards.

Well, the year is nearly over, so let's look back and hate on it a little bit. So many, many things were annoying this year. People starting saying "cray-cray" all the time, and for some reason they also all decided it was okay to waggle their chewed up gum halfway out of their mouths on the train. It's not. It's never okay.

Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders. Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch

Clearly hoping to cash in on the hype surrounding TLC's 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' MTV has given its 'Jersey Shore' time-slot to a new show about a bunch of rowdy, under-educated backwoods teenagers from West Virginia. Watch the promo right here!

She's been blamed for many things, and now Honey Boo Boo is apparently responsible for movie stars' car wrecks, too. At least that's the story Jennifer Lawrence gave Jay Leno on Monday night.

We've smothered the masses with costume ideas for you and your crew, and/or quite possibly soon to be epic wheelchair. Fortunately, we haven't forgotten the rest of you friendless, internet-loving basement dwellers out there. Yes, it's time to make your clever 2012 "meme" costume.