joe simpson

After a tumultuous coming out party that he's vehemently denied, Joe Simpson has officially finalized his divorce from wife Tina. It was the next best thing since that alleged murder/suicide plan didn't really work out.

It's not easy to be Jessica Simpson: Sure, she's wealthy and gorgeous, but she has an underemployed groom-to-be, a Weight Watchers contract that's not going to work out so well and no real grasp of how the reproductive system works. Now she also has a dad who's really hungry for her cash, to the point of potentially depriving it from her fiance and baby.