Looking Like Taylor Swift May Get You Beat Up
Apparently feelin’ ’22’ can make you black and blue.
Lots of girls want to look like Taylor Swift, because well, look at her. But it may not be all it’s cracked up to be — and may result in you getting cracked in the head.
A Swift look-alike in the U.K. came forward saying she was brutally beaten purely for having a passing resemblance to the oft-heartbroken singer.
Swift’s quasi-doppelganger Xenna Kristian, 18, who only sort of looks like Swift when she’s all done up, vented to The Daily Mail, “Some girls at college had started making nasty comments, but it escalated really quickly. The girl came up behind me and dragged me off my chair by my pony tail, then started kicking me in the face. It just came as a complete shock.”
Kristian’s been working as a Swift look-alike for a while and assumes people beat her up out of jealousy.
“I never expected anything like this to happen. It’s not nice to see people being nasty about you,” she lamented. “Since I started being a look-alike people have been saying stuff. They must be jealous that I’m going off to do something with my life,” she continued. “Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I still feel shaken up.”
C’mon, guys. Why you gotta be so mean?