Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ron Howard Narrating Twitter Users’ Lives ‘Arrested Development’-Style Is Utter Brilliance
Since the premiere of 'Arrested Development' a decade ago, people worldwide have come to love Ron Howard's narration of the exploits of the Bluth family. (He's much better than lots of other narrators. Seriously. Some of those guys are just garbage.) But as much as fans wanted to be Bluths, they weren't. But that slightly changed today (June 10), when Ron took to Twitter to read tweets with the ha
John Malkovich Helped Save a Man’s Life
We all know it's pretty awesome being John Malkovich, but this weekend it got pretty heroic, too, after he saved a man bleeding to death on a Toronto street.
To the Surprise of No One, Some ‘Bachelorette’ Suitors Use Steroids
Boiled down to its essence, 'The Bachelorette' is a program about beautiful, lumbering nitwits vying for the attention of a beautiful, vapid woman. Oftentimes that means trying to impress her by sheer swag, but one past contestant is saying that many go to extremes and turn to steroids to get an edge.
Donald Trump Fearlessly Defends Bikinis from All Enemies, Foreign + Domestic [VIDEO]
When Donald Trump made a random appearance on Fox & Friends on Monday, June 10 (just because he could), he was asked the most pressing of questions: What did he think about the Miss World competition removing the bikini portion of its contest due to complaints from the Muslim community in Indonesia, where the pageant is being held?
Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.
Lindsay Lohan (Finally) Pays Off Her Lawyer and Savior Shawn Holley
Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed. And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.
Now That Liam Hemsworth Is on Twitter, Let the Rampant Speculation Begin
Realizing it was 2013 and he has multiple movies that need plugging, Liam Hemsworth finally caved and joined Twitter, giving him yet another platform to stonewall fan questions about his relationship with Miley Cyrus.
Al Roker, Jenna Fischer, Andy Cohen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 6) celebrities recovered from trauma, aired laundry, tempted death, reached ceasefires and tweeted without hands.
Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]
A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.
Dina Lohan Drank a Whole Bunch, Pledged Some Money to Charity – And Stiffed Everyone [VIDEO]
It's difficult to tally all the accounts floating about of Dina Lohan not paying for things, so what difference does one more make?
Deepak Chopra, Kesha, Fairuza Balk + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 5) celebrities decided to move, rocked out with cats, kept tweeting, supported each other and fought bullies.
John Travolta Is Crashing Weddings Now [PHOTOS]
Seems John Travolta can't get enough early summer lovin,' because the actor made a surprise appearance at a Georgia couple's wedding after a chance meeting with the duo the night before.