Ok... the easy stuff first. I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque. I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.) I'm a huge geek, and proud of it. At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff... My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people. In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?" Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me. Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
Tony Kerns
Texas School Assigns Students to List Positive Aspects of Slavery
A San Antonio Charter School is in hot water after an assignment asked students to consider the positive aspects of slavery.
Two WFISD Principals Arrested for Failing to Report Possible Sexual Abuse
Two WFISD principals were taken into custody for failing to notify police and Child Protective Services of possible sexual abuse at their respective schools.
Texas Deputy and Husband Charged with Murder After Altercation at Denny’s
A Harris County Sheriff's deputy and her husband are facing murder charges after choking a man to death in a Denny's parking lot.
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Texas Executes 11th Inmate This Year Tuesday Night
Continuing its legacy as the state with the most capitol punishments in the country, Texas executed its 11th inmate this year Tuesday night.
10-Year-Old Texas Hunter Kills 13-Foot Alligator with Crossbow
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While there was indeed a fatal crash at the same airport, witnesses say it was an airplane carrying a Bud Light banner that crashed. The pilot who was supposed to carry the prank banner was scheduled to leave the airport later
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Donald Newbury of ‘Texas 7′ Executed
One of the seven fugitives convicted of the murder of an Irving police officer in 2000 was put to death Wednesday night.