dina lohan

From Kris Jenner to Dina Lohan, these Hollywood momagers (mom-managers) have helped drive their famous offspring to success.

Dina Lohan, beacon of truth and lucidity, is proclaiming innocence once again. The Orange Oprah is pleading not guilty to her DUI, because it clearly wasn't her fault. You know, just like Lindsay Lohan's troubled upbringing wasn't her fault, either.

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey will be working together soon -- on both a post-rehab interview and docuseries -- and Dina Lohan couldn't be happier because really, this is all about her. Since the news broke, Dina has gushed that Oprah will be LiLo's new mentor. Which, family trees being what they are, makes Dina Lohan Oprah's grand-mentor. Or something.

It's difficult to tally all the accounts floating about of Dina Lohan not paying for things, so what difference does one more make?