drunk

This is the kind of thing that makes me not want to get on the roads...ever.

Yet another day with news of a drunk driver hitting a police car.

They will tell you "who was the greatest basket ball player ever" or the most amazing story you will ever here. This is what drunk people in Amarillo talk about.

In Columbia SC, a drunken sheriff deputy was recorded in an altercation with a female soldier at a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

Dennis Lalime is going to have a tough time showing his (unmade-up face) around town.

We’ve all seen wacky ads on Craiglist, but this one may take the cake.

This video makes us feel happy, because it is so supremely awesome. It also makes us feel sad because we will probably never get a high five from a bumblebee. We can't even get high fives from our "friends."

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.

In what may be the most egregious example of bad babysitting ever, a pair of grandparents were arrested on Sunday for drunk driving and child endangerment after police found them towing a seven-year-old-girl in a Hot Wheels car behind their SUV. Seems like something for the ‘Jackass’ crew, not the grade-school set, doesn’t it?

Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.