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Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, news came out today that Carole Baskin of Tiger King fame is going to be on Dancing With The Stars.

I decided to give the Hanes pack of five a try.

By no means is this an exhaustive list of comics from Texas. Also, there are a lot of very talented up and comers living in Texas right now.

Here are ten of the most mispronounced Texas town names. People just can't seem to get them right, and spellcheck absolutely hates them.

Now there is a big giant bag of the candies sitting on my desk and I have to put those candies where my foot usually finds itself.

While there were a lot of left over garage sale items, I did come across a few interesting items that caught my attention.

This year when you're stringing lights, thank Edison. Or better yet, thank Edward Johnson for making you pull out the ladder and staple gun.

Many claim it all started with a legend about Ol' Saint Nick.

It's culinary blasphemy...which would be an awesome name for a metal band.

How many 72oz steaks will 5 grand buy? How many WOW passes? How many Sod Poodles tickets? We did the math.

Emojis are so 2011...

From what we found, it looks like "George Strait" and "windy" will answer most questions.