We have to deal with the deadliest creature in the area. No, it's not rattlesnakes, coyotes, rabid animals, or even an angry fox. It is a minuscule, tiny creature that wants to kill you.
Does that seem like your life? It is mosquito season and you already know that you are going to be a hot mess of bites and bumps. You wear mosquito spray instead of perfume on a daily basis. You know that is just the way your life is going to go.