Kristen Stewart brought her signature scowl to the 2013 Met Ball, wearing a red, lace and satin Stella McCartney pantsuit. (Who does she think she is? Beyonce at the 2013 Grammys?)

K. Stew is a stylista. Stella McCartney is one of the best designers of her generation. Sadly, this intersection didn't do anything for either of 'em. The pants cut off at the ankle, giving them a flood proportion, and the nipping at the hips also added some girth to the actress' petite frame.

Stewart's slicked-back hair made her look as though she were balding, and her crimson eye makeup mimicked that of a bandit.

Consider Bella Swan's outfit a Met Ball fail. Sorry, Twihards. She looks like a matador.

Ole? More like oy vey.

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