Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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One Direction + the Wanted Are Fighting on the Twitters Again, This Round Louis Tomlinson Vs. Tom Parker
British boy bands One Direction and the Wanted have once again reignited their possibly PR-driven feud over the social media site Twitter.
Blake Shelton Will Officiate Kelly Clarkson’s Wedding and the Level of Adorable is Killing Us
In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)
Halle Berry Says Her Latest Pregnancy Was a ‘Most Wonderful’ Surprise
Jessica Simpson was confused that unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, and even Kim Kardashian didn't seem to get how babies were made -- but we expected better from Halle Berry, who's "surprised" she's knocked up again.
Then again, we'll give her a pass. She's 46 and thought all this accidental conception stuff was behind her.
Poorly-Worded Hashtag for the Late Margaret Thatcher Makes People Think Cher Is Dead
Twitter hashtags only have a couple purposes: track current conversational trends, and maybe keep people informed (or distracted).
But every now and then a poorly-worded phrase confuses the masses. Like Susan Boyle's anal bum party. Or, in this case, a hashtag about today's passing of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher -- which oddly had Cher fans in an uproar.
Wesley Snipes Moved From Prison to House Arrest Without Passing Go or Collecting $200
Back in 2010, actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion. Unlike some celebrities (yes, LiLo, we're looking at you), he's actually been serving his time -- and on April 2, he was released and moved straight into house arrest to finish out his sentence.
The Beckhams Are So Progressive They Let Their Boys Play With Creepy, Possessed Dolls [PHOTOS]
American Girl dolls: they're the stuff nightmares are made of, with their unblinking soulless eyes, buck teeth and collectibility among grown women. However, this did not stop Victoria and David Beckham from buying one for their son, Romeo.
On the one hand, we applaud them for allowing their son to play with the toys he wants, regardless of what kind of toys they are (My Buddy made that one possib
Emma Watson as Nicki + Julia Roberts as Vivian – Celebrity Doppelgangers
To promote her upcoming film 'The Bling Ring,' actress Emma Watson decked herself out like hooker-turned-socialite Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy 'Pretty Woman.' (Either that or she needs a new stylist, and stat.)
‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe Denies Breakup Rumors
The newest 'Bachelor' couple -- Sean Lowe and his chosen one, Catherine Giudici -- have been dealing with tabloid rumors that they're on the outs. But those whispers shouldn't be surprising considering the success rate for 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' is only about 16 percent.
Which is a whole lot better than the 0 percent success rate on Flavor Flav's dating show 'Flavor of Love.' So the
Richie Sambora Isn’t Touring With Jon Bon Jovi, Likely Due to a Rock Star Slapfight
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora will not be performing the upcoming portion of the band's tour for what the PR team in charge of such situations are calling "personal reasons." Reasons which may or may not be related to Jon Bon Jovi being a Jerky McJerkFace.
StarDust: Robert Downey Jr. Danced ‘Gangnam Style’ On His B-Day and We’re Not Even Mad + More
- Robert Downey Jr. celebrated his 48th birthday in Korea by dancing and looking fabulous.
Hugh Laurie + Michael McDonald – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Hugh Laurie is everyone's favorite curmudgeonly doctor on the television show 'House.' His look-alike counterpart Michael McDonald was known for portraying fan favorite rosy-cheeked child Stewart on 'SNL' counterpart 'MADtv.'
You’d Have to Get a Third Job to Afford Eating From Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook
If you haven't already heard, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new no meat, no dairy, no sugar, no wheat cookbook out called 'It's All Good.' Spoilers: It's not.
Not only does said book reduce you to eating the grass clippings from your lawnmower, but to cook from it for a day would set you back $300.
No, that's not an error, and no, you didn't just get dizzy because you've reduced yourself to a vegan, soy-