Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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No, Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Did Not Get Married and Forget to Invite You [VIDEO]
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Jennifer Lawrence Feels Like an ‘Ogre’ in Heels + Other Adorable Things That Will Make You Smile
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence. (We were kind of hoping she'd show up if we did that, but apparently that only works in movies.)
In a new interview, the adorable actress and everyone's imaginary BFF proved yet again that she's just your average, hilarious, self-deprecating girl with an assload of money. Why a sonnet or a ballad hasn't been written about this chick yet, we
Kristen Bell + Dax Shepard Had a Baby Girl! Well, One of Them Did, Anyway.
First-time parents Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard welcomed their baby girl into the world today, March 28 -- a baby they named Lincoln Bell Shepard. And hey, as celebrity baby names go, it could've been a lot worse.
Getting Through the Ryan Gosling Hiatus: A How-to Guide in GIF Form
When Ryan Gosling broke the news that he would be taking a break from acting, our hearts broke into a thousand pieces. Who would reassure us through memes that everything would be okay? Whose pecs would we dream about at night? Who will Anna Kendrick tweet naughty things about?
Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Care About Gay Marriage, So Stephen Colbert Plans His Wedding to a Goat [VIDEO]
Stephen Colbert, who of course spoofs a wingnut conservative on his show 'The Colbert Report,' was shocked and disheartened to learn that FOX's Bill O'Reilly doesn't really give a hoot about gay marriage one way or the other.
Which is pretty shocking considering Bill O'Reilly has spent his whole career hooting about something.
‘Nashville’ Star Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged to Boxer Wladimir Klitschko
Actress Hayden Panettiere, 23, is reportedly ready to walk down the aisle with her off-and-on boyfriend, 37-year-old Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko. The duo split a while back, but reconciled back in January because they thought it would be worth a second go.
Beyonce, Seth MacFarlane + More Use Social Media to Show Support for Marriage Equality
Yesterday, March 26, the Supreme Court began hearing arguments both for and against Prop 8, which banned same-sex marriage in the state of California.
In addition to changing their social media profile pics into the Human Rights Campaign's red equality sign, some celebrities tweeted feverishly for the repeal of the proposition, while others took to Facebook to express their support for marriage eq
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.
Gwen Stefani’s Son Zuma Dresses as Boba Fett and Shoots the Paparazzi – Photo of the Week
There is a whole lot going on in today's Photo of the Week. For one, Gwen Stefani is picking up her 4-year-old son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (yeah, we know) from school on March 26.
For another, he apparently spent the day dressed as Boba Fett, the bounty hunter from 'Star Wars'.
Conan O’Brien’s ‘If They Melded’ Mashes Up Anne Hathaway With Lord Voldemort + More [VIDEO]
A regular segment on 'Conan' called "If They Melded" takes a look at what would happen if two celebrities faces were mashed together (after maybe a horrible radioactive spill of some kind, we're guessing).
Warning: You may not sleep tonight. Especially when you see what would happen if Anne Hathaway and Lord Voldemort joined forces in a dark alley.
Jayma Mays + Heather Graham – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Jayma Mays and Heather Graham are both cute-as-a-button actresses with winning smiles and cheekbones for days.
Madonna Joined the Billionaires’ Club + Hopefully Lit a Cigar With a Benjamin to Celebrate
When she said she was a material girl, she meant it -- Madonna's net worth has expanded another decimal point, and she's now officially entered billionaire territory.