Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Say ‘You’re Awesomesauce’ With These ‘Parks and Rec’ Valentines
What better way to tell somebody you love them than with the words of the great people of Pawnee? 'Parks and Rec' very generously shared these Valentine's Day greeting cards on their Pinterest, and we think they're swell. Tell somebody that you don't hate them, or even adore them, and if it gets weird just say "Hey, I'm sorry, I thought you LIKED that show." And then never talk to them again. Happy Valentine's Day!!
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Amazing Toddler Does Trick Basketball Shots
Granted, if it were a grown up doing these shots, they probably wouldn't classify as trick shots, but when the person isn't even old enough to make a sandwich, come on -- it's pretty impressive.
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The Real Reason the Post Office Has to Stop Delivering on Saturdays
They can cite healthcare costs all they want, we know the real reason the Post Office is going to stop Saturday deliveries in August. Clearly, it is because they never redesigned their bags to hold tacos and mail. People love the tacos. But they ne
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Dog With Human Face Available for Adoption
If you're looking for a pet, but want something that your friends might find slightly disturbing, put down that ferret catalog, because this is the animal for you!
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See M&M’s Take on a Meatloaf Classic in Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Red makes a lot of good points in the M&M's commercial for Super Bowl 2013. We think it's perfectly fair to not let somebody eat you just because you love them.
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Super Bowl 2013 Blackout Prompts Twitter Outrage, Awesome Oreo Response
What? No lights? A power surge caused a blackout at Super Bowl 2013, which gave people on Twitter plenty of opportunity to move on from Beyonce's half-time performance.
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Twitter Thinks Bane Caused the Super Bowl XLVII Blackout
We're going to pretend all of these people are hilarious and not morons. When the 2013 Super Bowl was delayed by a power outage, most people took it as a chance to actually talk to the people at their football party. These people decided to make jokes on Twitter that the half hour of darkness was actually 'The Dark Knight Rises' villain Bane's fault.
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Man Has an Awkward Situation With Some Unattended Laundry in Speed Stick’s Commercial for Super Bowl 2013
Alright, this is Super Bowl 2013 commercial is pretty funny. Except for how angry we would be if somebody took our clothes out of the dryer the *moment* it turned off at the laundromat. Not cool.
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Pizza Hut Salutes Quarterbacks for Their 2013 Super Bowl Commercial
We're having a 'Usual Suspects' moment here. The whole time we've been hearing quarterbacks yelling "hut," we thought it was a football thing. Turns out it's just been one gigantic advertisement for Pizza Hut the whole time.
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Remember Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch With His Best Pop Culture Moments
Ed Koch, who was mayor of New York City from 1978 to 1989, died today from congestive heart failure. He was 88 years old. Older New York residents might remember him as the mayor whose terms were plagued by the crack and AIDS epidemics of the '80s, as well as police brutality and corruption
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Best Super Bowl 2013 Commercials
It's the biggest sporting event of the year, and the ads of Super Bowl 2013 are living up to their expectations. Thank goodness, because the amount of money spent on Super Bowl commercials makes it really disappointing when they're not good
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Kleenex Alert! Brother Fills in for Late Dad for Wedding Dance Song
If, like us, you're in need of a good crying jag because for God's sake how is it not Friday yet, we recommend this video. It's got all the ingredients for a good, old-fashioned Tear Fest. Dead parents. Weddings. Sentimental country songs.