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Boxer Adrien Broner Pays Woman $200 to Cut Her In DMV Line
World champions usually don't have to wait in lines very long... unless they're at the DMV.
Current undefeated WBC lightweight champion of the world, Adrien Broner, who likes to call himself "Mr. HBO" because of his fights for the pay-TV channel, had to renew his driver's license yesterday...
New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
Syracuse Beats Indiana, 61-50 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Syracuse knocked off top-seeded Indiana to set up an all-Big East final in the East Regional on Saturday.
Watch Mr. T Score a Goal From Center Ice at Chicago Blackhawks Game
Chicago Blackhawks' fans are always into the game, from the national anthem to the final horn.
Brewers Ticket Plan Improves Seats Each Time Milwaukee Wins
As the Milwaukee Brewers win baseball games this season, their fans can win, too. Marking the coolest thing the team has done for its fans since the Sausage Race, the Brewers are giving fans who buy the Chance 2 Advance ticket plan a seat upgrade each time the Brewers win one of the nine games included in the package.
Daniel Hudson’s 2013 Topps Baseball Card Features Picture Of Him After Injury
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Daniel Hudson will never forget blowing out his elbow during a game against the Braves in Atlanta on June 26 of last season.
This Weekend In Sports: 2013 NCAA Tournament
A blizzard of NCAA basketball dominates the upcoming sports calendar. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Kate Upton May Go to the Prom With High School Kid Who Asked Her Via YouTube
“@jakedavidson23:youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE…” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) March 19, 2013
Don't hate Jake Davidson just because you're not Jake Davidson...
You Know What This Minor League Baseball Game Needs? Milkshakes Made With Beer
How does a minor league baseball team plan to get all the guys to the yard this summer? Milkshakes, made with beer. You said baseball? Don't be dumb.
Yo Adrian! Let’s Buy the ‘Rocky’ House In Philly
Why continue to live in that crappy apartment when you can buy the South Philadelphia home Rocky and Adrian moved into in "Rocky II?"
Hockey Goalie Puts Taylor Swift Image On His Mask
Hockey goalie masks have evolved spectacularly since the days of the Jason Voorhees drab white shell. Country music was the inspiration for goalie Brody Hoffman of the University of Vermont. He has an image of Taylor Swift on one side of his hockey mask and Eric Church on the other.
18-Foot Sinkhole Eats Golfer
After decades of suffering abuse at the hands of humans, the Earth is apparently fighting back, and it's starting with the golfers. Golfers Mark Mihal and Mike Peters took advantage of a nice late winter day by playing the course at Waterloo, Ill...