- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson producing a film based on a DeviantArt picture. Way to be. [Hypable]

- Leslie Mann had no desire to jiggle Megan Fox's boobs, just give a half-hearted fondle. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Prince Harry says killing people in real life is just like killing them in a video game. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Lohan somehow made the anniversary of Heath Ledger's death all about her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie's secret to being a good mom includes taking them all to go poop. [Bohomoth]

- Selena Gomez broke up with the Biebs because he got high and sexed up a nursing student. [PopBytes]

- Turns out Nick and Joe Jonas are giant douches. Douches who GASP! smoke cigarettes! [PopCrush]

- Performers for this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony have been announced. [Rickey]

- Someone told DJ Qualls that if you stop masturbating, your beard will grow faster. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Mandy Patinkin's quotes from 'The Princess Bride' are security threats on airplanes now. [ScreenCrush]

 

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