There are plenty of unflattering things in this world to be compared to, but probably the most horrifying of those is having someone say you look like Donald Trump. Unfortunately, that's the lot in life of London's Mayor Boris Johnson (and his hair).
Donald Trump is dropping his latest frivolous, attention-starved lawsuit against Bill Maher.
For some reason – most likely naïve hope – Bill Maher didn't anticipate that he would be asked to talk about the lawsuit between him and Donald Trump on 'Conan' last night (Feb. 12). Thankfully for us, Maher did eventually discuss how he's being sued by the attentionwhoring billionaire for claiming Trump was descended from orangutans.
As he's wont to do, Donald Trump is trying to take someone else to court over something as petty and idiotic as he is. This time, the defendant is Bill Maher, who claimed that Trump is the offspring of his mother's unholy union with an orangutan.
We don't blame Trump, but for different reasons: Even missing links would be less annoying and douchey than he is.
Donald Trump might be the only person aside from the contestants who think his pageants are remotely relevant. And today they are, because they earned him another $5 million without much work.
The perpetually rust-colored tycoon won a lawsuit against a former Miss USA contestant who accused the pageant of being rigged. We almost care.
Donald Trump is not only calling a ‘Daily Show with Jon Stewart’ segment “racist,” he’s calling it “very, very racist.”
On Monday, Stewart did a segment on the show about the sexual harassment allegations against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. During the segment, Stewart mocked Cain’s explanation for what happened, as well as making many jokes about how the world of pizza restaurants are already sexual because of all of the terminology used in the industry.
Turns out that underneath all his famously bad hair, Donald Trump actually does have something slightly resembling a heart.
After 10-year-old Culley Larson’s BMX bike was stolen, the youngster hoped to appeal to the thief by writing a letter to his paper asking for its return. ABC News picked up his cause and their coverage went viral. The dastardly criminal never did surface, but several generous benefactors did — including Trump.
Here's a look at some notable birthdays being celebrated today:
Donald Trump
Age: 65
Occupation: Entrepreneur and TV Personality
Known For: The 'Apprentice' franchise, a colossal ego, and an epically bad 'do.
Boy George
Age: 50
Occupation: Singer
Known For: His gender-bending style and hits such as 'Karma Chameleon' with Culture Club
May 16, 2011 'Celebrity Apprentice' host Donald Trump announced Monday that, despite previous intentions, he will not be running for President in 2012.
"I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election," Trump said in a statement, according to ABC News. "I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."
January 14, 2011 You're Fired! That's right. The new season of Celebrity Apprentice cast has been unveiled.
