Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Before finally going away for her 90 days in court-mandated rehab, Lindsay Lohan decided to talk about rehab, drugs and alcohol (the LiLo trifecta) with London newspaper the Daily Mail, because maybe she thought the Brits would be nicer to her.
The article is definitely a TL;DR type of situation -- so we read it for you and compiled the best quotes about the rehab sitch. Don't say we never did anything for you.
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Things you'd never thought you'd hear but now you have: Lindsay Lohan's biographical comic book is now available.
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Tara Reid may not get much paid acting work anymore, but she's still welcome to hang out in the TMZ offices, where she entertained staffers by bashing fellow insurance liability Lindsay Lohan.
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Proving naysayers -- and really, anyone who employs logic or looks at her history -- wrong, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have actually not imbibed at Coachella. At all.
Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway.
Hands up from anyone who's surprised.
(Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)
Lindsay Lohan is likely as addicted to attention and fame as she is to prescriptions and vodka, so it's unclear why a pal who tried staging an intervention for the starlet asked Liza Minnelli to be part of it.
But yeah, that almost happened.
David Letterman pulled zero punches when forced to interview Lindsay Lohan for 'The Late Show' last night (April 9), making the starlet visibly uncomfortable at certain points.
Thing is, Letterman's so affable that it was hard for her to stay mad at him.
Lindsay Lohan is headed to rehab -- only after Coachella, because priorities -- and the D.A. finally picked one out for her, even though "lockdown rehab" doesn't really exist in New York.
