Taylor Swift Tells ELLE She Never Ever Chases Boys
Taylor Swift swears up and down to ELLE that she doesn’t chase boys. She just buys houses next to them after like, two weeks of dating.
“I’m sure if I looked up the latest Google Alerts rumor it would say I’m chasing somebody who doesn’t like me as much as I like him — people love that angle on me,†she said.
Guilty as charged, bunny boiler.
“They’re like ‘Oh Taylor, coming on too strong again, chasing boys,’” she added. She insisted, “I never chase boys. They don’t like it!â€
They also don’t like having songs written about them. Especially songs with their names in them. But it’s like, totally okay that she does that because OMG her feelings were hurt.
“To me it’s just writing songs the way I always have. It’s me sitting on my bed feeling pain I didn’t understand, writing a song and understanding it better,†she lamented.
“If people want to dissect the lyrics, that’s their right, but it’s all coming from the exact same place as where I started. It’s just something I do to feel better.â€
Does dropping hints in her CD booklets make her feel better too? Or is that just to provide more scalpels for people to dissect them? We’d feel sorry for her if she didn’t actively court the attention that she claims to hate.
Another chestnut?
“I don’t think I’ve ever yelled at an ex-boyfriend. Ever,†she said. “I’m not a yeller. I’m not a fit thrower. If something is done, it’s done.â€
Of course not. She’s too passive-aggressive for that. She just mocks their accents on TV and gets smug about how famous she is.
Have a seat, Pollyanna. We’re all onto you.
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