My Thoughts While Watching the Oscars
I watch the Oscar's every year. This year I thought I would share my thoughts about the show. So here's a list of my thoughts throughout the show.
#1. Yep it's Barney and he looks Legen (wait for it) dary.
#2. Clint Eastwood didn't look enthused
#3. Neither did Jason Bateman
#4 Now that shadow things ispretty cool
#5. Love the Ghost bomb
#6 Yes! Anna Kendrick
#7 There's the Gone Girl joke
#8 Yes, Jack Black!
#9 From Idol to the Oscars. Hello, Keith Urban
#10 you go girl throw that shoe. I'm sure it was a $3000 shoe.
#11 He's so skinny how they heck did they all hide behind him? Poof! Magic they are gone
#12 What? NPH just schooled Oprah. Yes, very rich.
#13 Why is it I still think of Doogie Houser when I see him. That was over 20 years ago.
#14 Lupita I will never pronounce her name right is so beatutiful.
#15 Thanks for making me sad Lupita, just had to mention Robin Williams. We aren't even to the memorial yet.
#16 I haven't seen any of these movies, but I really want to see Boyhood. I love Ethan Hawke.
#17 Birdman is on my list of movies to see. I love Michael Keaton and Edward Norton.
#18Mark Ruffalo and Steve Carrell really look scary in Foxcatcher.
#19 Look the Farmer's Insuracne guy is up for an Oscar. The Farmer's insurance them is playing in my head.
#20 Opps the actor.
#21 Really the Farmer's Insurance guy just won an Oscar. I guess we won't be seeing him on those commercials anymore.
#22 Awww he loves his family, thanks his wife and kids first.
#23 Call your parents! Thanks for the reminder Farmer's Guy!
#24 Nice joke NPH, he had the Farmer's Insurance theme in his head!
#25 OK I've zoned out on this bit. His picks? Poor Octavia.
#26 Liam Niesen, yes we get it, he's a movie bad you know what. I love his accent.
#27 Bradley Cooper is a hottie and those blue eyes.
#28 Grand Budapest Hotel looks silly. Probably will never watch this.
#29 Why haven't I seen American Sniper yet. I must see this movie.
#30 Man the camera loves Clint Eastwood
#31 Bad Joke, there had to be one.
#32 Dakota Johnson - man they are really pushing Fifty Shades of Grey.
#33 Oh Yeah! Here's Adam Levine! He's showing off his tats. Rolled up sleeves and ditched the jacket.
#34 That man can sing!
#35 REALLY? $150,000 gift bag? Don't these people have enough.
#36 Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got.
#37 Yay! Costumes.
#38 Is it wrong that I fast forward through these awards.
#39 NPH, stop with the bad corny jokes. Really eat her up with her spoon. duh, da, dum.
#40 The top of Reese's dress is distracting.
#41 fast forward again
#42 Looks like the Grand Budapest is 2 for 2
#43 Bring on Channing Tatum- He's a cutie.
#44 The future of Hollywood movie makers. Ha! the audience looks thrilled.
#45 Did he just say Jennifer Hutson?
#46 Ha! The orchestra playing Let's Here if For the Boy (no I must watch the original Footloose)
#47 Why does Nicole Kidman always look like a wax figure?
#48 yay, Foreign Films.
#49 This IDA director is funny. Why is it the winner of Best Foreign Film always so funny?
#50 Shirley McClaine- She still looks great for her age.
#51 NPH messing with the seat fillers. Now he's joking around with Steve Carrell.
#52 I don't think I have watched a movie with this French actress.
#53 Love, The Lego Movie. Still ticked they weren't nominated for Best Animated Film. Grrrr! At least Everything is Awesome was nominated.
#54 Andy Samberg!!!!
#55 Yep, that's the only Oscar the Lego Movie will have.
#56 Yes, Oprah, keep that awesome Lego Oscar.
#57 Batman!!! Still grumpy.
#58 Everything was awesome about that performance!!!!
#59 Nice dig on child stars Doogie.
#60 I guess ABC is making sure all their stars are presenters. Hello Olivia, where are your gladiators.
#61 Mat Kirkby & James Lucas win Live Action Short Film. Now he can get a free donut and gosh darnit those Oscars are heavy.
#62 John Travolta, is he presenting? Ooooh will he screw up a name this year?
#63 Is she wearing a standard Poodles tail?
#64 NPH - just pointed out her dress! HA!
#65 Look it's Viola Davis in a killer dress. I guess she got away with fashion.
#66 Flashing to the Oscar winners who weren't good enough for the actual award show.
#67 Everything does sound better in British. Ha! they insulted the Annie remake.
#68 I think Gweynth thinks she is British. Her shoulder sprouted a rose.
#69 Tim McGraw - yeehaw! Can't have a country singer on the Oscar stage without the formal Stetson.
#70 I like Tim McGraw's voice.
#71 Oh no they lost Neil.
#72 look Half naked NPH, and here he is on the Oscar stage in his underwear. Hmmm...not sure how I feel about this...
#73 Isn't Miles teller one of the bad guys from Divergent? I can't wait for Insurgent. Distracted again....oooh look here's more winners that weren't good enough for the actual Oscar show.
#74 Here's Captain America!
#75 Is the orchestra's music all old school 80's music from 80's movies?
#76 I should care about these random awards. I really don't. I just want the good stuff.
#77 Look it's Clint Eastwood on the screen again.
#78 Awww Bradley Cooper brought his mom again. Good Son.
#79 another cheesy joke NPH
#80 I love Jared Leto's hair. I would give anything for beautiful hair just like that.
#81 Meryl Streep joke, and it was so cute, especially by a guy wearing that suit with that cute rose.
#82 Man, Emma Stone is great! Look at her with her Lego Oscar.
#83 Meryl Streep nominated every year. Does she have a special room in her house with all her trophies?
#84 Patricia Arquette wins it! What a great comeback for her!!! Now she's doing a CSI show? Hmmm...wonder how long that with last.
#85 Patricia brought her soap box! Meryl loved it! I think every woman loved it. You go girl!!!
#86 Robert Duvall- doesn't play along!
#87 Look it's Rita Ora - you know she was in Fifty Shades of Grey as Mia, Christian's little sister for like 4 seconds.
#88 Why is she on a platform?
#89 NPH we feel your pain. Yes, we are old. We grew up watching you as a doctor.
#90 Interstellar wins for visual effects. Isn't that the movie with Matthew McConaughey? Speaking of, where is Matt?
#91 Look Anna Kendrick is in her Oscar dress, not Cinderella dress. Kevin Hart is so short, and they are making fun of it.
#92 I loved Feast. I want it to win Best Animated short.
#93 YAY! It won!
#94 Good job NPH, just rub salt in the wound of the LEGO makers.
#95 Dwayne Johnson *swoon*. He makes that tux look good.
#96 OK since the LEGO movie wasn't nominated, I'm going for Big Hero 6. What an awesome movie. It's out on Blu-ray/DVD on Tuesday.
#97 It won!! It won!! If E. were still awake he would be doing a happy dance.
#98 I just did a happy dance for him.
#99 Ethan Hawke wait, what? I'm supposed to be clapping?
#100 Oh yay! The president of this thing. Blah Blah Blah.....
#101 Look it's that guy from Parks and Recreation
#102 Yawn! this show is so long.
#103 The Grand Budapest Hotel is cleaning up at the Oscars tonight.
#105 Huh? What did she say? Who won Best Cinematography?
#104 Yes, Bahati, If I were sitting right next to Adam Levine, I would give the thumbs up as well.
#105 Yay! Jessica Chastain, she is so beautiful. So is Idris Alba. On a side note they have both worked with Charlie Hunnam.
#106 Huh? who won Best Cinematography?
#107 Oh. She said Birrrrrrrrrrdman.
#108 Meryl Streep is Hollywood royalty.
#109 Oh great, now it's time to cry. The memorial. I'm gonna cry.
#110 Look she is even sad before the piece starts.
#111 No Meryl, no, don't cry yet.
#112 Here we go
#113 Mickey Rooney, Pun Jab, James Garner, Elizabeth Pena, Edward Herrman, Maya Angelou, James Rebhorn,
#114 OK don't know these people
#115 Richard Attenborough, Ruby Dee,
#116 Don't know these people
#117 and there we have it, Robin Williams. Just a quick flash.
#118 Don't know these people
#119 Lauren Bacall
#120 Don't know these people
#121 Bob Hoskins, Mike Nichols
#122 Why is Jennifer Hudson singing now?
#123 I don't get Benedict Cumberbatch?
#124 Oooh Film Editing. Can we just skip to best actress, actor and movie. I'm ready for bed.
#125 Well look, it's Terrance Howard.
#126 Why are they doing Best Picture Nominations this way. It is weird.
#127 Jennifer Aniston was robbed. She should have been nominated. At least she got to dress up and present.
#128 what is with this woman's eyes? She's creeping me out.
#129 Wait, Octavia disappeared? I bet she's presenting.
#130 Man, John Legend can sing.
#131 Check it out, they got a Standing Ovation and tears! It's a great song!
#132 Aww Chris Pine, you are breaking my heart.
#133 There's the John Travolta joke. Ben Affleck thought it was funny. Now where's John Travolta.
#134 Yeah, that wasn't funny Indina Menzel.
#135 John Travolta saved it.
#136 I vote Everything is Awesome, but Glory will win it.
#137 See I told you. Glory won Best Original Song.
#138 John Stevens? Lonnie Lynn? Oh, John Legend and Common are stage names. They don't do that to actors, why them?
#139 Now it's music from Willy Wonka.
#140 Stop teasing Lady Gaga, and just put her on stage.
#141 Dang Scarlett, how is that necklace not poking the heck out of your neck?
#142 The Sound of Music?
#143 Here's Lady Gaga singing The Sound of Music?
#144 I spoke too soon. She is killing this...
#145 Yes she is weird, but man she can sing!
#146 Why didn't they get her for the Live version a few years ago? Carrie Underwood was OK in it.
#147 Holy Crap! It's Julie Andrews! Yes! Yes! Yes!
#148 How did Jennifer Lopez get to sit next to Meryl Streep?
#149 Julie Andrews saying Lady Gaga, Ha!
#150 The Grand Budapest Hotel wins again, Best Score.
#151 YAWN! Is this almost over?
#152 It's Eddie Murphy!
#153 I have to watch Birdman. Just won Best Screenplay.
#154 It's Oprah!!! Those earrings are amazing.
#155 Graham Moore won for Best Adapted Screenplay, thanked the Academy and Oprah.
#156 Graham Moore very inspirational
#157 We are finally getting to the good stuff
#158 NPH you are so funny....Gone Girl, orginally titled B)*#$ Be Trippin'
#159 Ben Affleck why so serious? So who's gonna win Best Director? I'm guessing Richard Linklater
#160 The winner is...Alejandro G. Inarritu for Birdman
#161 He said he was wearing Michael Keaton's tighty whities
#162 Here come the big awards. Who will win. Best Actor, Actress, or Best Movie??
#163 I caught up with my TIVO. I hate waiting through commercials.
#164 Cate Blanchett is beautiful. I love that turquoise necklace with her black dress.
#165 So who will win Best Actor? Steve? Bradley? Benedict? Michael? Eddie? I bet Michael wins, maybe Eddie.
#166 Okie Dokie Smokey (Cate Blanchett is funny) And the Oscar goes to.... Eddie Redmayne for portraying Stephen Hawking.
#167 He didn't expect to win. He is in shock!
#168 Look, there's Matthew. Alright, Alright, Alright,
#169 He's so bushy.
#170 Only one alright? C'mon Matthew.
#171 So who will win Best Actress? Marion? Felicity? Julianne? Rosamond? Reese? I bet that Julianne wins. Can Rosamond win? If she does, expect a joke from NPH.
#172 And the Oscar goes to..... Julianne Moore. She was the front runner. She finally won and Oscar!!!
#173 She has the greatest laugh.
#174 She's a cougar. Married to a younger man!
#175 Sean Penn has the Best Film Envelope
#176 Sean just tell us already, quit teasing.
#177 Birdman wins!!!
#178 Finally it is over! Time for Bed!
#179 What no joke at the end NPH
#180 I'll have to record Jimmy Kimmel Live