The other day I was watching T.V. and saw the "Evil Clown" commercial for the post office.  It made me laugh, but then I realized how do you know when a clown is stalking you?

Size 25 footprints in the flower bed

Rubber nose prints on the windows

The words "I love you" appear in the front lawn, made out of balloons

When you answer the phone, no one speaks: you just hear a bike horn

Someone keeps sending you bouquets of flowers... that squirt water


And now for a creepy giggle: