I Must Be The Only Person in the World Who Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl
I'll admit it, I did not watch the Super Bowl. I set it to record and watched Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton sing. I did see Elton John as a King, and Vampires disintegrated by headlights. I watched Kelly Clarkson, not butcher or forget the lyrics to the National Anthem then I went on about my business and that didn't include the Super Bowl.