I Must Be The Only Person in the World Who Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl
I’ll admit it, I did not watch the Super Bowl. I set it to record and watched Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton sing. I did see Elton John as a King, and Vampires disintegrated by headlights. I watched Kelly Clarkson, not butcher or forget the lyrics to the National Anthem then I went on about my business and that didn’t include the Super Bowl.
I missed the debut of the new female M&M
I missed the return of the Budweiser Clydesdales
I missed David Beckham stripping down to his skivvies.
I missed the Coca Cola Polar Bears
I missed the alien invasion over the Chevy Volt
I missed Uncle Jessie getting headbutted
I even missed Betty White and the “Spy” judges from The Voice
I even missed the heart string commercial of the evening
So why am I not sad? Well, as I mentioned those commercials I also included a link, so I got to see everything about the Super Bowl I wanted without having to watch the Superbowl!
Oh yeah and I hear Madonna killed it at half time, but I’ll have to go hunt it down on the internet.
So who actually won the Super Bowl? Just kidding, I know it was the Giants because Facebook was nothing but Super Bowl updates all night long!!!