I Must Be The Only Person in the World Who Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl

I'll admit it, I did not watch the Super Bowl.  I set it to record and watched Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton sing.  I did see Elton John as a King, and Vampires disintegrated by headlights.   I watched Kelly Clarkson, not butcher or forget the lyrics to the National Anthem then I went on about my business and that didn't include the Super Bowl.

I missed the debut of the new female M&M

I missed the return of the Budweiser Clydesdales

I missed David Beckham stripping down to his skivvies.

I missed the Coca Cola Polar Bears

I missed the alien invasion over the Chevy Volt

I missed Uncle Jessie getting headbutted

I even missed Betty White and the "Spy" judges from The Voice

I even missed the heart string commercial of the evening

So why am I not sad?  Well, as I mentioned those commercials I also included a link, so I got to see everything about the Super Bowl I wanted without having to watch the Superbowl!

Oh yeah and I hear Madonna killed it at half time, but I'll have to go hunt it down on the internet.

So who actually won the Super Bowl?  Just kidding, I know it was the Giants because Facebook was nothing but Super Bowl updates all night long!!!