Daily Distraction

My first car, but what you don't see in the photo, is the case of oil, I had to carry around. Was your first car a diamond or a lemon?

It's a sad state of affairs when I have to interject myself, as the one person, who knows what's going on. We're in the digital age now and whatever rules that applied before 1995, when Al Gore invented the internet, are long gone.

For almost 20 years, I've seen or read, a story, everyday about some wacky dude in Florida, It would make more sense if it were the same guy, over and over again. But's it's always some new guy doing something really stupid. A new level of stupid.

April 16th could become a state holiday in honor of Selena thanks to Rep. Ana-Maria Ramos.

I spent five minutes this morning, trying to find where the Scotch tape starts. A brand new role and I can't find the beginning. I turned it over and over, looking for that tiny indention. A scrape with a fingernail and I'm in business. What took so long?

I was comfortable with the knowledge that I had seen it all. I lived through The Gong Show, Hurl, in which people literally ate until they puked, and something with John McEnroe, where he insulted people until they were shocked, spun, or nearly drowned..

Amarillo has some weird street names. Here are a few that are weird listed.

What it is really like to travel to Amarillo.

If your the type person who wants to kill me....this is all you need to do!

All day tomorrow Only this deal is happening on every shake at SONIC!

A new store is coming to town to take over another old building that was closed.

Watch us butcher New York Accents and watch New Yorkers imitate us. Cheers to a daily laugh!