Move Over Florida, Texas Has Crazier Laws Still On the Books
The silliest Texas Laws. Really.
Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Amarillo: One must give his or her victim a 24-hour notice before committing a crime against that person
Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts, riding crops and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Dallas: It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
El Paso: Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectoration's into them.
Galveston: One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
Houston: It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
San Antonio: It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
More laws that are statewide:
It is illegal to sell one’s eye
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
That pretty much blows my weekend.