Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab. Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.

Right after being reamed by a judge for being incompetent in practicing California law, Lindsay Lohan's beleagured attorney, Mark Heller, demonstrated he also wasn't too familiar with medicine. Heller swore up and down that La Lohan suffered a concussion in her car crash that spawned her lying to cops case, but -- stop us if you've heard this one before -- law enforcement officials insist no such

Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.

Lindsay Lohan may finally have some work coming her way, but she's got a lot of work ahead of her in terms of staying out of the slammer.

In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.

Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.

Lindsay Lohan is the biggest groupie for the Wanted, like, ever. The sometime actress and onetime nascent pop star in her own right is blowing off her court date, slated for tomorrow (Dec. 12) in Los Angeles, since she will be across the pond in the U.K., following the boy band around like a lost puppy.

We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill. Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was out partying this weekend and blah blah blah police.

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan forged a friendship earlier this summer at the Chateau Marmont. They had a sleepover, exchanged tweets and Gaga even asked little monsters to be kind to her new pal on her personal social networking site. There were rumors of a LiLo cameo in a Gaga video.

Another day, another jewelry heist, another nail in the coffin of what was once Lindsay Lohan’s promising career. Last week, LiLo was partying at the home of her wealthy friend Sam Magid, and while she was there, about $100,000 worth of jewelry, watches and designer sunglasses went missing. Coincidence?

Lindsay Lohan has never been all that shy about showing off her bare body parts, even recently appearing in a nude pictorial in Playboy. But on the set of her new movie, the 26-year-old actress was so nervous about shooting a sex scene that she insisted the entire crew strip down to their boxers so she’d feel more comfortable.